ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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