Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
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