Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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