can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
no you cant smoke seaweed
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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