this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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