a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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