dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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