He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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