You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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