I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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