SEEEEXXX PLEASE
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
time to smoke my breakfast
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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