Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Duck Duck Cougar?
please come you make the beer taste better
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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