Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
did you just send me my own nude
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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