i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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