I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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