only if we run a train.
done.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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