Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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