I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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