My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Girls should come with a carfax report
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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