White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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