8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
tequila makes me forget i have legs
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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