How'd it feel making her break her religion?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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