i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
Randomize
