I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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