It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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