so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
either way he was missing a nipple.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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