yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I'm passing your future prison.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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