I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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