dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
operation harelip BJ is a go
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
