I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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