I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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