K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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