You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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