She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
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