Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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