Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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