you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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