I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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