hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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