I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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