I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
dude. I can hear the air.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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