its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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