I molested 6 butterflies tonight
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
I don't think brook has ever known best
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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