My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
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