one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I looked at my own cervix.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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