we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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