i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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