Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
honey bunches of taint.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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