you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
