The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
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