Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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