You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
Randomize
