And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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