So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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