i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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