So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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