Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
Randomize
