It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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