Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
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